Disclosable

Buying Your Own BS

How companies move cash from their left pocket to the right pocket and call it "revenue."

May 12

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April 2026

The Beautiful Stupidity of Buying the Future

Maybe the worst thing you can do for your returns is to actually care about the company?

Apr 28

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The Market No Longer Thinks a Crash Means the End

It's politically unacceptable for the stock market to go down.

Apr 21

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Put Away the Spreadsheet, We Are Doing Psychology Now

You do not need a viable business if you can capture the attention of bored day traders.

Apr 15

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The Inescapable Physics Of Going Public

I asked ChatGPT the meaning of life and it sold me a mattress.

Apr 13

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March 2026

Markets Are About to Become Way Too Efficient

Why “buy what you know” could be the last strategy standing.

Mar 2

February 2026

A Brief History of Feeling Smart While Losing All Your Money

The real exploit isn’t financial. It’s psychological.

Feb 5

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January 2026

Your Portfolio Is Powered by Layoffs Now

AI is forcing investors to notice what they’ve always preferred to ignore.

Jan 28

3

Taylor Swift, Weird Options Trades, and Suspiciously Good Timing

Stop doomscrolling and start watching the weird trades.

Jan 16

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Young People Aren't Betting the House—You Already Took the House

Why waiting became the riskiest strategy.

Jan 2

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December 2025

The Netflix Merger Needs Your Vote, Which is Adorable Because You’re Absolutely Not Voting

Your shareholder vote is somewhere. Probably.

Dec 17, 2025

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Friday Night Filings: FBI Raids and Corporate Hide-and-Seek

Capitalism’s little trick for burying bad news.

Dec 2, 2025

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